Products

hey gang,

sorry for not updating this lately.

okay, from now on there is only one product.

it is a small (though fits like a medium or something) white t-shirt by hanes or fruit of the loom. i buy them in 3-packs. they are 'slightly irregular.' they have black spray paint. they look like the shirt directly below this message.

free or $5 in america, $5 worldwide.

please email me again if you see this and asked for a shirt before and haven't gotten a shirt, i have been delinquent i know, sorry.

best,

zachary



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product #015, perhaps 2XL grey t-shirt, says 'college' and something about citibank or something on the inside, cool, $5 or freeSOLD


product #014, large 'banana republic' semi-turtle neck sweatshirt, orange, all the words appear pretty okay IRL, pretty good, $7 or freeSOLD


product #013, XL 'smith's workwear' yellow t-shirt, pretty cool, $5 or freeSOLD


product #012, tag says 'one size fits all' but it's kind of an extra large, 'gap sports' yellowish t-shirt, there's some extra paint on this one, but seems cool, $5 or freeSOLD


product #011, small probably yellow t-shirt, 'ewyfs' printed over an advertisement for a bar, or probably for a fake bar, says 'get your mind into the gutter,' kind of cool, did a pretty shitty job with the paint on this one, $5 or freeSOLD


product #010, large probably red t-shirt, advertises bacardi rum on the inside, the white letters are easier to read IRL but still a lil hard to read, $5 or freeSOLD


product #009, large grey / white long sleeved t-shirt, 'l.o.g.g.,' $5 or freeSOLD


product #008 yellow t-shirt, large, 'jerzees,' $5 or freeSOLD


product #007 white t-shirt, medium, hanes $5 or freeSOLD


product #006 white t-shirt, probably extra large, $5 or free SOLD


product #005 white t-shirt, medium, pretty bad pit stains. i printed the title forwards and backwards, both going sideways or something. will probably not make more shirts like this. $5 or freeSOLD


product #004 green t-shirt, youth large, $5 or freeSOLD


product #003 extra large or something white t-shirt: EARLY, RARE STENCIL (two of a kind, until further notice). another interesting thing about this shirt is that it's a 'budweiser' t-shirt turned inside out. you can see the bud logo when you wear it kind of. highly desirable. $5 or freeSOLD


product #002 white t-shirt extra large or something $5 or free SOLD


product #001 black sweatshirt - extra large or something, $10 or freeSOLD

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Things below are not for sale, they are just for fun.




jordan castro's promotional video for ewyfs shirt / novel



sunny balfour's fashionable take on the 'ewyfs' shirt, in purple



(l. to r.) 'este,' david fishkind, jamie sterns, 'john,' and adam humphreys take a break from gambling to eat when they feel sad



adam humphreys wears my shirt on a fashion blog or something



oscar arias made his own shirt and it looks much better than mine. maybe try to get him to make you one.