You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey...
Stranger: where are you
You: nyc u
Stranger: amer
You: what's amer
Stranger: nyc ?
You: new york city
Stranger: usa
Stranger: o
Stranger: nyc where
You: brooklyn
You: where u at
Stranger: me too
You: that's whassup
You: i love pizza how about you
Stranger: i love too
You: that's whassup
You: r u a boy or a girl
Stranger: girl
Stranger: u?
You: boy
You: how old r u
Stranger: black or white
You: white duh
You: u
Stranger: white
Stranger: do you like?
You: do i like what
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: i'm black,do you like black
You: yeah duh
Stranger: really
You: yeah black is beautiful
Stranger: how old are u
You: 21
You: u
Stranger: me too
You: oh cool
You: what neighborhood do u live in
Stranger: where r you live
You: williamsburg, u
Stranger: i'm far away
You: that's okay
You: it was so nice out today
You: glad spring is here...
Stranger: me too
You: okay well i have to go to work, i do the graveyard shift at a gas station
You: have a nice night!
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: on line?
You: no i have to go make change and stuff
You: and like sell bottles of oil
You: stuff like that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
4 comments:
heh
"and i sell bottles of oil--stuff like that"
fantastic haha
joe budden makes it rain in front of asher roth and justin bieber
I don't know if "Stranger" is really male or 21. Be careful zachary german.
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